| I'm the Best Runner in the Whole Darn State! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| I'm Laurie, darn it! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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My name is Laurie and I can run, I think it's great and really fun. My family is so far away, I wish that they could come to L.A. I'm going to be in a marathon, Nothing effing rhymes with marathon. I am the greatest, I am a God! I have a really awesome bod! I have the power, I have the gift, At the gym I do weight lift. You won't see me, I am too fast, My fame and talent are here to last! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| I'm Laurie Darn it! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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The cat that you see on this page, Is not within any type of cage, I am the cat, I have the power, My talent and heart are a beautiful flower, This poem here may not be great, But I am a runner and I'm never late. I got real sick I felt so bad, I missed my family, I was so sad. I thought my family didn't care, I almost mistook my shampoo for Nair. My family may not be the best, But I think they're above the rest. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| I'm Laurie darn it! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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You may sit there in your home alone, | And wonder why I bitch and moan. I am so great, I am so slender, I have a toaster and a blender. I have a cat who scratches its ear, I think I'll kill it, this I fear. I think I have to close this little rhyme The hour is late, I have no more time. I wanted everyone to know, That where I live there is no snow. If you should perchance see a whirl, It's me winning, I'm a marathon girl!
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